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English is a crazy language
LETS FACE ITThere is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren’t invented in England nor French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweet-breads,
which aren’t sweet,are meat.
If the plural of tooth is teeth,why isn’t the plural of booth beeth?
One goose,2 geese.So one moose,2 meese? One index,2 indices?
we find that quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing,
grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and wise guy are opposites?
while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another.
Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown?
Met a sung hero or experienced requited love?
Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated,gruntled,
ruly or peccable?And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or
who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?
English was invented by people,not computers,
and it reflects the creativity of the human race
(which, of course,isn’t a race at all).
That is why,when the stars are out,they are visible,
but when the lights are out,they are invisible.
Life is too short to be serious…
laugh as much as you can,★*”*★,☆*
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☆╰♡╮Friendship isn't about whom you have known
the longest it's about who came,
and never left your side.
Your truest friends are the ones who will always be there for you,
no matter what happens, and who will never leave your side.
A real friend knows you at your deepest levels and
whether they agree with you or not,
they will commit to always being there for you when you are truly down,
even when it is least convenient for them to do so
Never take having friends like these for granted,
because not everyone is blessed to have true friends like these,
who will come into your life and no matter what happens,
will never leave your side.
Show your real friends that you appreciate them by treating them
the way that you would like to be treated.
Be there for them, not only when they need it,
but also when things are great as well,
because ultimately everyone desires to be loved by somebody.
Real friends are always going to be there by your side,
even at times when you tell them to leave.
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