soory mood bikhar gya tha
esliyee
never mind

accha huuu good bhai

Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!


90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!


Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..


After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
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Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age
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Last jokedont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg keep smling

Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,
Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS,
From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS
Have a wonderful dream tonight?
GOOD NIGHT

gud nyt abjo. .

band kar natanQi

mai jagraha huuu

band kar natanQi

mai jagraha huuu

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sEcReT LovEr

DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao,
KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,
chadar-takiya lo aur so jao.


Good Night.

ab kaliya vag raha hai

Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hai,
Varna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!

pm me bandh kardenge

ha ha ha
i proud of him

aajj pahli baar tu sach kaha

haan
net ka

padhange
matlab

tera vi

oyeeeeeee nasamajh

samajh samajh k samjha kar

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo,
Jab tak pyaar aapse pyaar na kare.
Agar pyaar apse pyaar kare to,
Pyaar ko itna pyaar karo,
Ki pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na kare...

aur kya boluuuuuuu

WIFE :- MAI MARNE JA RAHI HU
HUSBAND:-YE LE DAIRY MILK
WIFE:- Q.??
HUSBAND:- KOI BHI SHUB KAAM KARNE SE PEHLE KUCH MEETHA KHA LENA CHAHIYE .
KAM ACHHA HOTA HAI



tu bach gayaa

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WOMEN are the Most Beautiful Creations of GOD

♥ You Can Feel her “Innocence” In the Form Of a DAUGHTER ♥
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♥ You can Feel her “Care” in the Form of a SISTER ♥
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♥ You can Feel her “Warmth” in the Form of a FRIEND ♥
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♥ You can Feel her “Passion..” in the Form of a BELOVED ♥
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♥ You can Feel her ”Dedication” in the Form of a WIFE ♥
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♥ You can See her “Divinity” in the Form of a MOTHER ♥
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So,value them n enlighten ur life...
HavE LoveLy tYm

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