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Cute Story There was a girl who was playing in the park when she saw a picture in the bush. She kept the photo but forgot about it until she was married.
Her husband asked who is that little boy in her wallet. She answered "my first love"
Then the husband smiled and said "I lost that picture when i was 9 years old"
Have a nice weekend
chaLi gayi kaliiiiiii
Sir- Bacho kasam khao ki sharab,
cigarete, jua or
ladkiyo ko nahi chuoge,
desh k liye jaan doge?
Bachhe- De denge sir,
aisi zindagi jikar bhi kya karenge..
morning has come in a special way Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay
so confused
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☆☆╰♡╮FUNNY MEANINS…CIGARETTEA pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGEIt’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.
CONFERENCEThe confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
CONFERENCE ROOMA place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.
SMILEA curve that can set a lot of things straight!
YAWNThe only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.
EXPERIENCEThe name men give to their mistakes.
DIPLOMATA person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
OPTIMISTA person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”
BOSSSomeone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIANOne who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.
DOCTORA person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…
GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH╰♡╮
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There have been many times
in 2012 wen i may have
disturbd u Troubld u Pesterd u
iritatd u Buggd u 2day I Jus
Wana Tel u, I plan 2 Continue
in 2013
Hpy Nw Year Tani Partner
in 2012 wen i may have
disturbd u Troubld u Pesterd u
iritatd u Buggd u 2day I Jus
Wana Tel u, I plan 2 Continue
in 2013
Hpy Nw Year Tani Partner
maikhana
nhi re..
garib insaan huu din me nakry..evening me bussiness dekhna padta hai
seee yo n kaLiiiiiii raat
Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya.
Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena...
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola
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Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy me tha...
so maine vi kya kuch bol dya patah nhi
par elaaz accha tha
thanx nhi dunga kisi ek din tere mood vi badal dunga
ab mai chalta huu
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya.
Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena...
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola
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Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy me tha...
so maine vi kya kuch bol dya patah nhi
par elaaz accha tha
thanx nhi dunga kisi ek din tere mood vi badal dunga
ab mai chalta huu
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ok13.Funny meanings of places in english
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1=Large State
"Maha-Rastra"
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2=Place of Kings
"Raja-Sthan"
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3=Mr. City
"Shri-Nagar"
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4=Rhythm of Eyes
"Nayni-Tal"
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5=Face
"Surat"
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6=Unmarried Girl.
"Kanya-Kumari"
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7=No Zip.
"Chen-Nai"
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8=Come in Evening.
"Aa-Sam"
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9=Go and Come.
"Go-Aa"
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10=Answer State.
"Uttar-Pradesh"
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11=Make Juice.
"Bana-Ras"
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12=Do Drama.
"Kar-Natak"
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13=Green Gate.
"Hari-Dwar"
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Amazing INDIA>>>>>>>
ab kushi ke liye do jam
no party
q ki mood kharab h
coz.........
Jis phool ki karta raha umar bhar parwarish
sanam
Jab khushbu k qabil hua to parosi ka bakra khagya.
mai tujhe chor ne k liye sigar fir sigar chorne k liye sarab
ye topic bandh
ajja sarab se badi nasaha k bar me baat kareeeee
