Kha jao hme

Duaoon main teri khushi mangtay hain
Khaboon main teri hansi mangtay hain
Sochtay hain hum tum say kia mangain
Chalo umer bher ki DOSTI mangtay hain…...

Me bhi thik hu yaar... Apni batao...

UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE:"Yes! Who r u?"
HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu
dhulai krne!"
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?"HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!"
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!"
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar
aane ki der hai!"

Sharifo me koi chor nahi hota
Khwabo me koi aur nahi hota
Library me koi shor nahi hota
Or
Hamare contact me Jo rahe wo life me kabhi
BOR nahi hota. hm he hi esi tarh ke

Life ka sbse mast fanda jise hr sad boy ko apnana chahiye Amazing Information about drink and smoke 1 joker ne logon ko 1 joke sunaya to sab log bahot hanse. Usne wahi joke 2bara sunaya to kum log hanse. Usne wahi joke phir se sunaya to koi bhi nhi hansa. phir... usne 1 bahot pyari baat kahi k... Jb tum 1khushi ko lekar bar bar khush nhi ho sakte to 1 gum ko lekar bar bar kyun rote ho?? ;)

Boy sends friend request to Girl
on Facebook :-
Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ?
Boy :- Hasrat tumhari .......
Girl :- Chahte kya ho ?
... Boy : Mohhabat tumhari .........
Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari .........Girl :- Married hoon main ......
Boy: To Status single se hata
Manhoos Naari .

GOOD MORING thakur

Janam apne hath mein nahi
Marna apne hath mein nahi
Per jeewan ko apne tarike se jina
apne hath mein hota hai
Masti karo muskurate raho
Sabke dilo mein jagah banate raho
Good Morning Dear

bhut aise kutte ki bate mat suna karo bokte rehte h usko ignor karo apne apko to pata h ham kya h ye to bolte rahege logo ka kam h he ye wo insan to h hi nahi to usase ulagna kyu mind mast kar lo aur khush raho bhad me jaye wo kutta waise b kal kisne dekha h

Aap bat bat pe q hmpe gussa krte ho hmari galti kya thi vo pic jiski bhi ho usme aap ne q sb ke samne likha ki msj ya gb aaj ke bad mat likha na eska hme bura nhi lagega aap hmesha apne bare me soche pr kbhi socha ki hme bhi kisi bat ka bura lag sakta he or hmare msj q dilet kiye jo hm etne bakvas he to hme q dilet kr dete kr do hme dilte hm bhi yhi chahte he

Kon si bat choti si lagi aap ko aap hi hme bat bat dhamki dete ho ki muje msj mat kr gb mat likh eska kya matlb he kya hm

(“,) XCUSE ME!
< ))>
/ |_

Kisi ko fikar h meri.?
Ehsaas h mera.?
Bas mai hi SmS karu..?
Mjhe SmS kon krega..?
Good evining kon khega…?

Dil ka kya kare saheeb,
Wo kisi pe marta hai,
Par zindagi ne is kadar dhokha diya kyoki,
Dil jis pe marta hai wo kisi aur se pyar krta hai…

padh li hamne ar dadu ki b gb padh li h lekin ap unko maf kyu nahi karte fir sad rahne se to a6a h khush raha karo ap

ar beta hame kaha kya

majak karte ho bhut

hame to dadu hi apni bitiya kehte h ap kab se kehne lage

lagta h hooria di ki post hame bhej di h

kya kon bhai?mjy smj ni a rhe

are aise mat likho hamko saram ave tussi bade majakiya ho SAJDA KHUDA K AGE KARO DIL khush ho jayega

bhabi jan ko kaha dakhu?

net nai chl raha ta mera tbi rply ni kia

bhai sad nai howa karain apsamjy na

tere bina tere bina song kam suno dil lage ga kahi jao gum ao to fir

ok bye tc