Gusse Ka Aana "Mard" Hone K Nishani

Hai...

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Magar...

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Me kis kis ko smjhau k me grl hu grl hu .. Koi kamina smjhta hi ni he

A Very-Very Classic Insult...

Girl: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon...

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Boyfrnd: Are!!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya...???

Teacher- Mai jo Questn Puchu, Uska ANS Phataphat dena.

Teacher- India ki rajdhani ka kya naam hai.?

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Student- PHATAPHAT..

Train mein warning likhi thi.

"Bina Ticket wale Yatri Hoshiyar"

Santa: Wah!

Aur jo ticket lekar yatra kar rahe hain,

Wo sab Gadhe hai kya?

Trafic Police Wala old women Say: "Main kitni der se seeti baja raha tha, app ruki kiun nahi ?

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Old Women : "Beta Ab meri seeti sun ker ruknay ki umer nahi rahi" :

.santa: “Tune Us Ladki Ke Liye Cigarette Chod Di?”

Banta: “Haan”

Santa: “Daru Ko Bhi Chod Diya?”

Banta: “Haan”

Santa: “Jua Bhi Chod Diya?”

Banta: “Haan”

Santa: “Abey To Fir Us Se Shadi Kyu Nahi Ki?”

Banta: “Oh Yaar, Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ke Usse Achhi Mil Gayi“

Bhanje mst joke tha

Technology Impact:

Year 2050 Mein Pita Gusse Mein Apne Nursery Ke Bache Se:

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Mene Tumhe Hazaro Baar Bataya Hai…..

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Ki Tum Vastav Mein

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Paida Hue The Na Ki Download…

By:
Boy-pen h?

Grl-nai

B-pen h?

G-nai

B-pen h?

G-no,ab pucha to hathode se sir fod dungi

Kuch der baad

B-hathoda h?

G-na

B-to pen h pen?

Suresh- Mere jamun k ped k niche Gulab ka ped kyu laga rahe ho?

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Ramesh- is liye ki Dono ped milkar hame GULAAB JAAMUN Denge...

Ek kanjus ko electric current Laga..

Uski wife:

Aap theek toh ho na?

Kanjus:

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Mai theek hu..

tu meter dekh, UNIT kitne badhe..??

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Boy: Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai..

Girl: chhoro na..

Boy: Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai..

Girl: chhoro na..

Boy: Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai..

Girl: Ab chhoro bhi..

Boy: Arrrrey... Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu..
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Bhikhari To Manmohan- 1Rs de do baba roti
khani he

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Manmohan- 1000Rs dunga pahle ye bata hmari sarkar k hote hue !!!

1Rs me roti de kaun

raha he...

1 ladki road pe khadi thi,

1 ladka bike pe jata h.

vapas ata h or usse puchta h pehchana kya?;-)

Girl-nhi

Boy- kya Yaar!!!! Abhi to samne se gya tha.

I love u too

Ni mood to thik he

Thik hi hu

abi uthi hu.

D o n ' t

W a i t

T o

B e

H a p p y

T o

L a u g h ...

Y o u

M a y

D i eA n d

N e v e r

H a v e

L a u g h e d ... (:

G o_O d

M o r n i n g

Deepest care is da biggest sorrow in dis wrld..
Nvr care 4 a prsn more dan ur lyf,
It'l hurt u alot
Wen u realize dat ur care wasn't der need..gudmrng